i can’t wait for my first boner
I Miss You || blink-182
"I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight. I need somebody, and always. This sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting every time."
*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait
This is why you need to pay attention in naming your children.
If you say “nevermind” to me I will actually worry about it for the rest of my life
hey could you pass me one of those snoods
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
“will u marry me?”
whenever you are sad just know that you are not perez hilton nor remotely related to him
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT